poetry
im screaming
How I Made Rosewater
1. I took the petals of four roses and placed them in a large pot. Put enough distilled water to cover the roses, not much more as to not dilute the water.
2. Heat to a simmer on a medium/low heat. Cover and let simmer for 20-30 minutes until the petals are pinkish.
3. Strain into another pot, let it cool before putting it in a jar or container to store.
Bonus: To make some facial mist I put 1tbs of the rosewater into a 2oz spray bottle and fill the rest of the bottle with distilled water.
Anxiety level - Chandler Bing letting people in his work office call him Tobey for 5 years because it’s too awkward to correct them.
(to the tune of The Final Countdown) it’s a mental breakdown
*off-key kazoo*
After vine died we are reduced to text form vines
Best Spongebob episodes
- ripped pants
- when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep
- krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
- plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels
- FIRMLY GRASP IT
- i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu
- “3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”
- Krusty Krab training video
- The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up
- WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT
- Sandy hibernates
- Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam
- spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK
- onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD
- when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house
- When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him
- WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..
- CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
- Spongebob B.C.
- When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge
- SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
- Magic Conch Shell
- SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
- Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon
- FUUUUUTUUREEEE
- talent show with squidwards interpretive dance
- the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA
- Kevin and the queen jellyfish
- Fine dining and breathing
- Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee
I literally recognised every single one what the fuck I hate myself
“A lot of the album is me trying to prove to myself that I can do something”
This kid is one of the most famous faces/names on the PLANET, had enough money at 23 to never work another day in his life, is a genuine BLESSING to everyone he meets with his kindness and good nature, was 1/5 of one of the most successful bands of all time, landed a Christopher Nolan movie on his first foray into acting, has more talent in his pinky finger than most have in their entire bodies, and yet he feels like he still has something to prove to himself?
I hope he knows how proud we all are of him. I hope he made himself proud with this. I hope he feels like he proved himself right.
scotthoying: me & king @ashtonirwin at the @martinsays (@thenightgame) show 😍